Milkman by
Anna Burns
My rating:
1 of 5 stars
All the lengthiness of Jane Austen, but without any persuasion (or Mr. Darcy)...
"Milkman" written by Anna Burns, 2018
Controversial winner of 2018's Booker Prize, Anna Burn's Milkman is lengthy, tedious, and almost impenetrable. Most characters remain nameless to help build a sense of anonymity that the theme centers around-- the narrator's desire to stay uninteresting because being interesting is dangerous in the town and times the novel takes place (Belfast, Northern Ireland, 1970s)
The story is narrated from the first-person perspective of Middle-Sister. Middle-Sister is Milkman's main character and is eighteen (18) years old. Middle-Sister's troubles begin when a paramilitary figure called the Milkman (he's not really a milkman) starts offering her rides home. She says no, but he begins trailing her, insinuating himself, making oblique threats. As things escalate, she is followed, spied upon (by Milkman and neighbors alike), photographed, misconstrued, and cornered.
Middle-sister's perspective makes the Milkman's "encroachment" seem terrifying, implacable, but frustratingly foggy. Yet I'm not convinced what the author would have me believe, as I suspect most of what happens is "all in her head." Or at the very least, through her "mental distortion filters." She needs to get a life.
Most readers either love it or hate it, and I fall mainly on the "hate it" camp and will file this book under #HateRead (as opposed to #DidNotFinish). I liked enough things that I was able to endure the musings and tangential locutions. And yes, I was rooting for Tablets-Girl to successfully poison her and Maybe-Boyfriend so the story would end sooner.
I rate this book 1 out of 5 stars.
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CH | FIRST NAME | LAST NAME | DESCRIPTION | 1 | Somebody | McSomebody | Middle Sister's stalker. | | First | Brother-in-Law | Eldest Sister's husband. Started rumor of Middle Sister & Milkman's relationship. | | Milkman | | A high ranking paramilitary. 41-year-old married man who harassed Middle Sister. | | Eldest | Sister | Middle Sister's sister. First Brother-in-Law's wife. | | Barbra | Streisland | An American singer-songwriter. | | Freddie | Mercury | Lead vocalist of The Queen Band. | | Sigourney | Weaver | An American actress. | 2 | Third | Brother-in-Law | Third Sister's husband. A sporty guy and Middle Sister's childhood friend. | | Third | Sister | Middle Sister's sister. Third Brother-in-Law's wife. | | Maybe | Boyfriend | Middle Sister's secret boyfriend. A car mechanic. | | Marilyn | Monroe | An American actress. | | Chef | | Maybe-Boyfriend's longest friend. | | Maybe-BF's | Neighbor | Maybe-Boyfriend's troublesome neighbor. | | Wee | Sister | Middle Sister's youngest sister. | | The | Eldest | Maybe-Boyfriend's eldest brother. | | Second | Youngest | Maybe-Boyfriend's second youngest brother. | | Oldest | Brother | Middle Sister's oldest brother. | | The | Neighbors | Middle Sister's gossip neighbor. | | Jason | | One of Ma's pious friend. The guardian of the banned names. | | Da | | Middle Sister's father. Deceased. | | Lassie | | Middle Sister's dog. | | Second | Sister | Middle Sister's sister. | | Ivor | | A guy from "over-the-road". Maybe-Boyfriend's co-worker. | | First Sister's ex | | First Sister's murdered ex-boyfriend. | | Oliver | Cromwell | An English political leader in England. | | Elizabeth I | | The Queen of England and Ireland. | | Virginia | Mayo | An American actress. | | Kim | Novak | An American film actress. | | Second | Oldest Male | Somebody McSomebody's brother - died crossing the road. | | Beyond-the- | Pale | Ma's close friend. Man who didn't love Somebody. Aka: The Real Milkman. | | Nuclear | Boy | Somebody McSomebody's brother. | | Nuclear | Boy's ma. | Somebody McSomebody's mother. | | Tablets-Girl | | A local poisoner. | | Wee | Tot | Somebody McSomebody's youngest sibling. | | First | Housewife | Middle Sister's colleague in sub-branch women. | | Millicent | Fawcett | A British writer. | | Emily | Davison | A suffragette who fought for vote for women in Britain. | | Ida Bell | Wells | An American journalist. | | Florence | Nightingale | The founder of modern nursing. | | Eleanor | Roosevelt | Former first lady of the U.S. A diplomat and activist. | | Harriet | Tubman | An American abolitionist. | | Marianna | Pineda | A Spanish liberalist heroine. | | Marie | Curie | The girl who discovered Radium. | | Lucy | Stone | A prominent U.S. orator. | | Dolly | Parton | An American singer. | | Mata | Hari | A Dutch exotic dancer. | | Nigel | | The guardian of the banned names. | 4 | Longest | Friend | Middle Sister's longest friend. | | Teresa | of Avila | A Roman Catholic Saint. | | Sister | Mary Pius | The Big Nun. | | Francis | Bacon | A former Lord Chancellor of England. | | William | Shakespeare | An English poet. | | Guy | Fawkes | A member of the group of provincial catholic english. | | The | Groom | Longest Friend's husband. | 5 | Peggy | | Real Milkman's ex-lover. | | Tablets-Girl's | Sister | Sister of Tablets-Girl. Ex-boy Lover's ex-girlfriend. | | Brother | | Tablets-Girl sister's twin brother. | | Ex-Boy | Lover | Ex-Boyfriend of Tablets-Girl's sister. | | Second | Brother | Middle Sister's brother who joined the renouncers. Deceased. | | Fourth | Brother | Middle Sister's fourth brother. | | First | Brother | Middle Sister's eldest brother. | | Third | Brother | Middle Sister's brother who in love with Tablets-Girl's sister. | 7 | Mr. | Postman | A librarian. |
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